And since folks here to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on your verdigris
Would it be all right by you
If I de-greenified you?”
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this- Hail Hydra
Meanwhile in real life…
i wish my bank account looked like my follower count
more like my post count.
definitely my post count
DON’T FUCKING LOOK AT ME I AM A PUDDLE
omg. WTH. why are animals so fricken cute.
You will never be as happy as this cub. never
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MOVIE WHEN MY WIFI DIED I HATE MY NEIGHBORS
I SERIOUSLY CAN’T HANDLE THIS!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL ANYMORE!!! IF THERE IS A GOD IN THIS WORLD - LET.THIS .HAPPEN!!!!
Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o
I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.
OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING
hell yeah i got eren working it