Nerdy Girl

And since folks here to an absurd degree 
Seem fixated on your verdigris 
Would it be all right by you 
If I de-greenified you?”

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

blackwidow-natalia:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

- Hail Hydra
eowebriviel:

Meanwhile in real life…

eowebriviel:

Meanwhile in real life…

starsofthefallen:

clarknokent:

h0odrich:

i wish my bank account looked like my follower count 

more like my post count.

definitely my post count

bunnylikearabbit:

izzebeth:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

grrlyman:

Lion cub playing in leaves

DON’T FUCKING LOOK AT ME I AM A PUDDLE

omg. WTH. why are animals so fricken cute.

You will never be as happy as this cub. never

thirstfollower:

thirstfollower:

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MOVIE WHEN MY WIFI DIED I HATE MY NEIGHBORS

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regalfangirl:

I SERIOUSLY CAN’T HANDLE THIS!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL ANYMORE!!! IF THERE IS A GOD IN THIS WORLD - LET.THIS .HAPPEN!!!!

regalfangirl:

I SERIOUSLY CAN’T HANDLE THIS!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL ANYMORE!!! IF THERE IS A GOD IN THIS WORLD - LET.THIS .HAPPEN!!!!

prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on

i-regret-this-username:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

hell yeah i got eren working it

vvorldwideweb:

foodtrucker:

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

*from the back of the room* ok how are u