Nerdy Girl

So some how my cousin hacked my account and changed my password. I can only get on my tumblr on my phone since I was still logged in when she did it. So you guys can follow my new account if you want, it’s jefferpie343.tumblr.com

fortheloveofhumanity25:

My dash did a thing.

fortheloveofhumanity25:

My dash did a thing.

oliviabensons:

I never knew a fictional couple could fuck me up so badly

merelala:

remember when this happened

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

pizzaforpresident:

lilbrat7:

is avril lavigne scene or emo

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thehomocaust:

Fall Out Boy memorabilia in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

arctic-dani:

beautiful—lnsanity:

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If you are willing to stand up in front of your friends, family, and God, and commit yourself to another human being to give yourself  in that kind of partnership, for better or worse, in sickness and in health, that is a marriage. That is real, and that’s all that matters.